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Homer Simpson

Gender Male

Job Safety Inspector at the
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Relatives Marge: Wife
Children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie
Parents: Abraham and Mona
Half Sibling: Herb Powell

HOMER ....
-crude
-overweight
-incompetent
-clumsy
-lazy
-has a microscopic brain
-loves donuts
-loves watching TV

HOMER says

"Alright brain... It's al up to you."

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"Come, to HOMERCLES."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."

"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done." (munch munch munch)

"I'll tell people what to think. Now you tell me what to think."

'Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!"

"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."

"What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."

"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."